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29 février the kiss A very Beautiful woman was walking on the roof
of a building and she fell down. On her way falling down, an American man catches her She says: 'Oh thank you, you saved my life; I'll do ANYTHING for you... The man says: 'Okay then,kiss me.' She says: 'You PIG!! NEVER!!' So he says:'FINE!' and he drops her down.... So she's falling and screaming... Suddenly a German man catches her in the air from his balcony She says:'Oh thank you, you saved me; I'll do anything that you ask...' The guy says: 'Fraulein, kiss me.' She replies: 'Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!' So the man says: 'Fine!!!' and he also drops her down again. She's falling and thinking that it was better if she kissed one of those men and now she's going to die. Suddenly, a man catches the woman from his balcony, She says: 'Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll kiss you!!' The man replies: "Astaghfar Allah" and he drops her!!!!!!!!* |
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